Quotable Micah

Micah and I have been talking about food allergies, and how people may not feel well or even get real sick if they eat certain foods (my sis Rachel is coming into town soon and she has several food allergies).  Well today I had to do a quick diaper change for Joy in the car after an errand, and it stank up the whole van.  Micah commented, "I think I'm allergic to smelling Joy's poop - it makes me not feel very good." - 11/5/12

"I feel like I'm going to grow a dish out of my hand because I got dish soap on it." - 2/28/12

Scotty and the older two kiddos were in the van, ready to go, and I was about to head out the door with Noah.  I could tell he was 'working on some business' though, so I ran out and quickly told Scotty that I had to change Noah's diaper because it was written all over his face that he was going poop.  Micah overheard and exclaimed, "IT'S ALL OVER HIS FACE??!?" -10/27/12

When some tricker-treaters came to our door, I told them we didn't have any candy and they headed out to the next house.  Micah asked us, "Why did they come to steal candy?" -10/31/12

In directing Joy, I have been using her middle name at times - she is a feisty little booger. ;-) Micah has noted that, "When you use Marie you're really serious."

"You're cute for a mom." - 5/9/12

While taking notice of Noah's chunky legs he said, "It looks like Noah has a bottom under his knee."  He then turns to Noah and says in an endearing voice, "hello 3 bottom boy" (I guess that's 2 knees plus the regular 1 tush). -10/17/12

One day he was playing with a little paintbrush and making strokes across his cheek.  He told me, "I'm painting nipples on my face."  I had to correct him and tell him he meant to say "dimples."

A few days later, we had a neighbor over and Micah told her "Mommy had two nipples removed from her back."  I had to quickly clarify that he meant to say "moles."